Gluck Gluck 3000

There are many mysteries in this world – things we want to know, but probably never will. For instance, what is human consciousness, exactly? Why is there only one word for ‘thesaurus’? Does the reverse side of something also have a reverse side? And, more to our point, why did the Gluck Gluck 3000 go viral? All good questions, but we only have a partial answer to the last – something about grapefruits and blowjobs, maybe?

In the end, it doesn’t matter why the cyclonic Gluck Gluck 3000 has become so popular online and in bedrooms (all rooms, really!), the point is, people like it. A lot. It’s not hard to see why, either! This stupendous auto stroker features ten modes of deep, tip-tingling vibration, five spinning, twisting rotation options, a simple design that’s easy for you or your partner to hold in just about any position, AND rechargeable motors that’ll make sure the Gluck Gluck is ready to..well, gluck gluck anytime.

Up top, you’ll find a crystal clear chamber tipped by a pair of abstract lips. Starting just past the entrance, over 100 soft, tickling fingers are ready to massage as the chamber twirls 360 degrees and back. Deep inside, a powerful mini bullet buzzes and throbs against the tip of your or their penis. Simple buttons on a sturdy handle control rotation and vibration separately, so you’ll be able to enjoy the two stimulation options together or solo.

In firm ABS plastic and soft silicone, the Gluck Gluck 3000 is body safe, extra durable, and easy to clean and maintain. Before and after, remove the clear chamber by simple tugging it gently off the base and wash it well with some warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. The Gluck Gluck 3000 can (and should) be used safely with any favorite water based lube – use lots for an extra slippery ride. This masturbator is USB rechargeable, and the cord is included. Splash-proof.

* The Gluck Gluck is about 9″/22.9cm long in total, 3″/7.6cm penetrable and 2.4″/ 6cm wide